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Satoru

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*at the illiterate!

Damn, that was FUN!🤣

I'm not a native speaker, so...

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Is the pilot illiterate?

I don't know, but the pilot should know what great circles are and how they are only applicable to a spherical object.

Finally... Anybody that thinks the earth is a flying space pizza should be planted in a plot, as they are right around the same level of intelligence and sentience as a carrot. Probably less, even.
 

Nym

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I don't know, but the pilot should know what great circles are and how they are only applicable to a spherical object.

Yeah 30 years flying commercial airliners I'm sure he doesn't know what a great circle is lol

Anybody that thinks the earth is a flying space pizza....

Ridiculous strawman. Literally no flat earth researchers make this claim and this demonstrates very clearly you have very little familiarity with what any of them actually say.
 
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Satoru

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Yeah 30 years flying commercial airliners I'm sure he doesn't know what a great circle is lol

Ridiculous strawman. Literally no flat earth researchers make this claim and this demonstrates very clearly you have very little familiarity with what any of them actually say.

Researcher as an adjective to flat earthed?! That's a combination and a half.

And I have a lot of familiarity with reality, hence being able to tell with 2000 year old math that the earth is a sphere (again, for all intents and purposes).

Don't embarrass yourself further, please.
 

Zeroing

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AdamsApple is not JUST an Xbot, he’s an experimental prototype, the world’s first-ever Artificial Unintelligence!
I knew it!!! He does behave like bing's new AI.
Come on the earth is not flat, it is concave, like a firm breast, C coup.

Math is all you have friend, enjoy it
Earth is a Pyramid shape, the aliens told ancient egyptians. they did not believed it so the aliens build some in stone.
 
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Satoru

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"Nothing you can see that can't be seen
No one you can convert that can't be converted
Nothing you can do, but you can learn how to be you in time
It's easy
All you need is flat earth
All you need is flat earth
All you need is flat, earth
Space pizza is all you need"
 

Nym

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Come on the earth is not flat, it is concave, like a firm breast, C coup.

A breast is convex not concave. Funnily enough that is what the first ballooners thought the earth looked like from high altitudes, a concave bowl. They quite reasonably assumed that as you rose higher, the horizon should appear to drop lower and lower, forcing one inside the balloon to have to look at an angle below their eye level to see the dropping horizon. They were surprised to find it does not do that, but instead appears to rise with the observer in altitude, and they described the view as like rising in the center of an enormous bowl.
 

Satoru

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A breast is convex not concave. Funnily enough that is what the first ballooners thought the earth looked like from high altitudes, a concave bowl. They quite reasonably assumed that as you rose higher, the horizon should appear to drop lower and lower, forcing one inside the balloon to have to look at an angle below their eye level to see the dropping horizon. They were surprised to find it does not do that, but instead appears to rise with the observer in altitude, and they described the view as like rising in the center of an enormous bowl.

Bowl earth theory! You keep evolving like that you'll be a homo erectus soon enough!
 

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Wait now that I think about it, I remember seeing someone in my holiday trip to Inverness, Scotland:

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I see you @Nym lol

Kinda reminds me of gangs of new york " the butcher" love that movie, so amazing.

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Sircaw

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I wish the full cut of it would be released on 4k. There’s a lot of gaps that the 4-hour rough cut probably fills in and makes things more satisfying than the 2.5 we got.
i did not even know there was a 4 hour rough cut, interesting
 
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KiryuRealty

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Where it’s at.
i did not even know there was a 4 hour rough cut, interesting
Almost all of Scorcese’s films have had a rough cut of around 4 to 6 hours. He then fine tunes things to get to what the studios will let him out in theatres.

Francis Ford Coppola is another one who shoots a ton and whittles away. There’s a legendary bootlegged 8-hour cut of Apocalypse Now that has a 45-minute version of Brandi’s monologue!