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    Discussion Reuters: Sony in talks to buy media powerhouse behind 'Elden Ring', sources say

    Yes they will, and your tears will flow into my holy vessel
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    News Bungie acknowledge high interest in a Destiny 1 remake or classic version

    How about not vaulting content I paid for
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    Multiplatform The Game Awards Nominees List Announcement

    1. Astro Bot 2. Metaphor: Refantazio 3. Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth 4. Balatro 5. Black Myth Wukong In that order
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    Discussion IGN 4-year report card for PS5 and other console. Welcome to garbageland

    Stella Chung, on the right, starts off by generously giving Xbox a B like they're paying to keep the lights on. But watch the guy on the left, Max Scoville, grimacing his life away as the host lists off the 2.5:1 sales advantage PS5 has, the better games library and the better hardware. He...
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    Analysis Capcom Fact Book 2024 (FY3/24 data), Software Shipments: PS4/5: 3.08M units, Switch: 1.21M units, Xbox: 0.21M units

    Yep, and it's very hard to imagine such a marginal difference (54% vs 46% in unit sales) overcoming the larger revenue per title earned on consoles. I wonder how much MTX Capcom earns overall and between split PC and consoles.
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    Discussion Another PC port that'll flop? Final Fantasy 16 debuts on Steam with 1470 player count

    Good summary of the Pissy defender's post
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    PC Final Fantasy XVI flopped extraordinary on PC. It sold since launch only 280k copies on PC

    Physical Vs digital. Both reports look to be one side of the coin
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    Discussion The Game Awards: Expansions, DLC, Remakes, Remasters All Eligible for All Categories

    Right on time for my boy The Final Shape to sweep https://www.metacritic.com/game/destiny-2-the-final-shape/critic-reviews/?platform=playstation-5
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    PC Final Fantasy XVI flopped extraordinary on PC. It sold since launch only 280k copies on PC

    36k steam sales isn't it. DQXI sold over 2m in the west, mainly on consoles, obviously.
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    PC Final Fantasy XVI flopped extraordinary on PC. It sold since launch only 280k copies on PC

    Hmm true. No point in releasing GTA VI at all on PC. I'll be sure to let the Housers know
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    News 76% of US kids want Consoles and Games for Christmas - via @Tidux

    Take a course in statistics omg this is painful to read
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    PC Final Fantasy XVI flopped extraordinary on PC. It sold since launch only 280k copies on PC

    The hilarity of thinking a simultaneous multiplatform release doesn't affect development in some way.
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    Discussion Another PC port that'll flop? Final Fantasy 16 debuts on Steam with 1470 player count

    Cue the excuses "Didn't launch day and date" "Bad game" "Cultivate an audience" "I was busy playing Banana clicker"
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    News Lego Horizon Adventure sales are not looking good...

    Because garbage does. Jamboree sold millions on launch.
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    Xbox New Xbox Campaign Seemingly Suggests Xbox Is More Of A Service Than A Console

    This ad campaign reminds me of when a petulant child (or childish adult) gets suffers a humiliating loss in a contest and says "I didn't care about that anyway"
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    News Astro Bot haa sold 1.5 million units

    Yep. Turn motion tilt off otherwise you've got no shot. Took me just over a minute.
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    Discussion The Doomers and Gloomers, Sony is dying thread.

    Failure after failure after failure. Time to turn the ship around and focus on exclusivity again.
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    Xbox New Xbox Campaign Seemingly Suggests Xbox Is More Of A Service Than A Console

    The only F A C T is that your children had to change their surnames because they didn't want to be associated with the Dondalinger family. You've brought shame to them with your incessant moping.
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    News Square Enix Takes a $350 Million Hit in Value as Stock Plummets

    Phil looks like a beggar. Xbox doesn't have any money and Microsoft isn't doing any more handouts
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    Xbox New Xbox Campaign Seemingly Suggests Xbox Is More Of A Service Than A Console

    Don't you get tired of trying to tie Playstation into every bad bit of news for Xbox? Your wife left you, your kids emancipated, your hair fell out and your job fired you because of your negative attitude about everything, and you still sit on this forum sobbing. It's a modern day tragedy.
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