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    Discussion Tom Warren: gonna be worth tuning into the Xbox Tokyo game show stream next week

    You and the dying boomers on your dying platform. The future is consoles, old man.
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    Discussion PlayStation Studios are now promoting competing hardware (Steam Deck)

    LMAOOOOO Consoles>PC for alpha and Z, alpha is mainly consoles too. Gen X and Boomers are PC town. Dying population, dying platform.
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    Discussion Tom Warren: gonna be worth tuning into the Xbox Tokyo game show stream next week

    There's one brain-dead clown called Jizz Condom that I know of
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    Discussion PlayStation Studios are now promoting competing hardware (Steam Deck)

    The "boiling frog" is a metaphor used to illustrate how people can gradually become accustomed to harmful situations without noticing the danger until it’s too late. It suggests that if a frog is placed in boiling water, it will jump out immediately, but if it’s placed in lukewarm water that is...
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    Discussion PlayStation Studios are now promoting competing hardware (Steam Deck)

    But they made the wrong move betting on the dying PC platform. https://icon-era.com/threads/wsj-pc-gaming-is-struggling-with-falling-global-sales.14104/ Years of propaganda and misinformation from Steam's bootlickers have given companies the false impression that there's gold in the PC hills.
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    Discussion PlayStation Studios are now promoting competing hardware (Steam Deck)

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boiling_frog
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    News Threads of Time (Chronno Trighger Homage) Announced

    I'm parodying the infamously petty Xbox tweet after the State of Play Just wait a couple of days, but the official PR says it's available for consoles (including Xbox) and PC https://www.gematsu.com/2024/09/time-travel-turn-based-rpg-threads-of-time-announced-for-consoles-pc
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    News Threads of Time (Chronno Trighger Homage) Announced

    If you look closely, you'll notice it's also coming to PS5 and maybe Switch. The devs/pub isn't allowed to say, however, because Xbox is petty like that and has a 48-hour gag order.
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    Discussion PlayStation Studios are now promoting competing hardware (Steam Deck)

    "Oooh this water's getting a bit hotter," thought the frogs, "but that's still no reason to leave my comfy pot."
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    Discussion More PS5 exclusives will be announced for 2025, hints Shinobi

    Why would you count COD (or Doom) as an exclusive? That was the term used, and it doesn't mean first party game.
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    Discussion What are you trying to pre-order tomorrow ?!

    Got mine. No way to get an anniversary edition so just the regular Pro for me
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    Discussion More PS5 exclusives will be announced for 2025, hints Shinobi

    Marathon isn't a PS5 exclusive no matter how you distort the term, unless the Why?box version has been smartly cancelled
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    News Xbox fanatics social media meltdowns in regards to 3rd party move and other losses |OT| "When fiction meets reality.

    What a twat. Here's the transcript if you don't want to watch til the end Potato: PS5 pro is amazing in every respect Destin: umm what's the worst game? One has to be bad, right? Potato: No Destin: *death stare* Potato: Dragon's Dogma, but it'll probably be fixed at launch. They're aiming for...
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    Nintendo The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom | Review Thread

    Ah well, maybe next time, Nintendo!
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    Discussion Ubisoft launches internal investigation: "Our goal is not to push any specific agenda."

    It'll be about Outlaws uglifying its protag and Shadows focusing on an anomaly in Japanese history for its first franchise entry in Japan. It's all very 'contemporary Western'.