> Be Jim Ryan.
> Scrolling Twitter every day to find enjoyment in life
> "Fuck Jim Ryan" "Scum" " So glad he stepped down"
> Chuckling
> "Philly boi" "Career moment" "Lies of Phil'
> This shit is awesome.
> See Bungie posted a tweet
> "Latinx" Wtf is that.
> "Hey Tao do you know what this is?"
"No idea boss."
> "Lampel do you know what this is?"
Lampel shook his head in confusion.
> He called a Colombian-Murican employee name Alverez over. Ask him wtf is this.
> He started looking disgusted and swearing in Spanish.
>" Oh fuck"
> Head over to Bungie in after check wtf are going on there.
> Seeing employees slacking off.
> Mfw sales are down 50%
> JapanStudios memories running through his head.
> Reminded that Totoki will torture him with Three-String music when he underperformed.
> "Shit I gonna do something"
> " Lord Totoki I have bad news"
> "Oi Ryan. What's going on. Wdym bad news."
> Showed him picture of the Latinx tweet. Showed him picture of employees slacking off. Tell him sales are down.
> " You mf spent 500B on this crap. You better do something quick or I will pull out the Three-String."
> "Yes my lord I am sorry. I will do something quick."
> Days later... Headline run: Bungie mass layoff
> Scrolling Twitter every day to find enjoyment in life
> "Fuck Jim Ryan" "Scum" " So glad he stepped down"
> Chuckling
> "Philly boi" "Career moment" "Lies of Phil'
> This shit is awesome.
> See Bungie posted a tweet
> "Latinx" Wtf is that.
> "Hey Tao do you know what this is?"
"No idea boss."
> "Lampel do you know what this is?"
Lampel shook his head in confusion.
> He called a Colombian-Murican employee name Alverez over. Ask him wtf is this.
> He started looking disgusted and swearing in Spanish.
>" Oh fuck"
> Head over to Bungie in after check wtf are going on there.
> Seeing employees slacking off.
> Mfw sales are down 50%
> JapanStudios memories running through his head.
> Reminded that Totoki will torture him with Three-String music when he underperformed.
> "Shit I gonna do something"
> " Lord Totoki I have bad news"
> "Oi Ryan. What's going on. Wdym bad news."
> Showed him picture of the Latinx tweet. Showed him picture of employees slacking off. Tell him sales are down.
> " You mf spent 500B on this crap. You better do something quick or I will pull out the Three-String."
> "Yes my lord I am sorry. I will do something quick."
> Days later... Headline run: Bungie mass layoff
