Yorkshire Tea is selling £150 PS5 and Xbox Series X/S controllers | The controllers will come with a certificate of authentication

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Each controller features a custom button set and a “soft-touch finish”. A standard DualSense controller has a retail price of £59.99, but can often be found significantly cheaper.

A standard Xbox controller has a retail price of £54.99, and can also be found cheaper. It’s unclear how many of the controllers have been produced, however Yorkshire Tea claims the items are limited edition.

Picture the scene,” a description for the controller reads. “You’re facing down a boss with three heads and a hammer as big as a truck, armed with nothing but a rusty sword you looted from a guard.

“Gulping, you look down at the controller in your hands, wondering if victory is even possible. And you see it – the reassuring branding of your favourite tea. ‘Yes,’ you say to yourself. ‘I can do this’. “You begin the fight and are immediately one-shotted. You’re clearly way too low level for this area.

On behalf of Yorkshire Tea, we would like to apologise for this and any other in-game mishaps caused by the powerful feeling of self-belief our controller will fill you with.”