Alyssa Mercante Leaves Kotaku - Was She Fired?

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Bitch Be Gone!

It is entirely my opinion that she has indeed been fired and allowed to 'save face' and pretend she's leaving of her own accord, much the same way 'C' Suite executives 'step down'.

Regardless, that bitch is gone for now.

She will try and get hired at one of these failing consultant companies as well, I have no doubt.
 

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Maybe she was one of those celebrity types that said if Trump won, she was leaving the country or the galaxy.
 
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Bitch Be Gone!

It is entirely my opinion that she has indeed been fired and allowed to 'save face' and pretend she's leaving of her own accord, much the same way 'C' Suite executives 'step down'.

Regardless, that bitch is gone for now.

She will try and get hired at one of these failing consultant companies as well, I have no doubt.
She's moving to Canada because trump won 🤣
 
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I'd have rathered she stay there. I stopped clicking Kotaku links after they shows digital child porn. Anytime I've heard of this one, she was unhinged so it was handier to have to ignore anything Kotaku, now I'm worried she might ruin somewhere else.
 

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For those who are curious, a couple more Kotaku writers announced that they were laid off today on Twitter, so she was probably axed along with them. Not technically a firing, means she can claim benefits for a few weeks.
 

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Nothing better then to start the weekend with Cocaine and good news!!

Bye Mercunte. You had it coming. Thou shallst not be missed by anyone of consequence.

I really hope she lands a job at any DEI consulting agency. Because all she does is leave a trail of destruction everywhere she goes.
So if she keeps up being her, she'll destroy anything she touches. Another win. :)
 
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