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[Sircaw]

New Starfield Planet featuring undiscovered flora and fauna spotted for the first time.​

A couple of questions I have in regard to this screenshot,

Is Phil Spencer half orangutan, just look at just how far his hand stretches.
Does Jon have a pair of Bionclurs in that case, i imagine it's for that extra-long 400x zoom.

 

[historia]

I can see Phil's dong from this pic

 

[Gods&Monsters]

Why is the PC guy making that face?

 

[Darth Vader]

New Starfield Planet featuring undiscovered flora and fauna spotted for the first time.​

A couple of questions I have in regard to this screenshot,

Is Phil Spencer half orangutan, just look at just how far his hand stretches.
Does Jon have a pair of Bionclurs in that case, i imagine it's for that extra-long 400x zoom.

Oh look, it's the unbiased people from the unbiased comparison channel

 

[Sircaw]

Oh look, it's the unbiased people from the unbiased comparison channel

Trusssssssssssssst me

 

[rofif]

A monke

 

[PropellerEar]

Dickbeater has been blowing that diSpencer snozzle again

 

[Sircaw]

Dickbeater has been blowing that diSpencer snozzle again

is that from your personal vault lol, looks just like him haha

 

[anonpuffs]

Why is the PC guy making that face?

resting r-tard face

 

[PropellerEar]

is that from your personal vault lol, looks just like him haha

yes

 

[Thief1987]

Spencer giving them new narratives on why 12 tflops full rdna2 monster failing to outperform PS5?

 

[Entropi]

DF has been falling out of script lately for Phil. It’s time to remediate that.

 

[JAHGamer]

DF has been falling out of script lately for Phil. It’s time to remediate that.

Not really, they’ve been working overtime for Phil. They’re the idiots responsible for the stupid narrative that “Starfield at 30fps is ok because the scope is massive! Take a look at these sandwiches for proof”. Todd nor Phil never said any of that, but they heard DF say it and ran with it, now it’s the consensus. They also tried to convince everyone to play FF16 at 30FPS pretending that it was better than the 60FPS option. They’ve been trying to normalize and downplay 30FPS since the news broke. With all the leaks coming out we see that there’s absolutely nothing special about Starfield, the “massive scope” is nonexistent, but their lies worked.

Thats why Phil and Todd are so happy in that pic, they’re pleased that DF successfully did their job for them.

 

[Box]

This looks like a Reddit Tier Incel meetup

Kojima is a Chad compared to them

 

[avenovah]

Kojima is a Chad compared to them

Could easily steal Alex Battaglia's mum.

 

[Gamernyc78]

Could easily steal Alex Battaglia's mum.

He's like "yesss some lil nerd kid recognized me"

 

[Entropi]

So, DF got a code, but not Eurogamer. That's suspicious.

 

[Kokoloko]

New contracts..

 

[Entropi]

And DF was told not to share its code. What a shit company MS is.

 

[Thief1987]

So, DF got a code, but not Eurogamer. That's suspicious.

That's really weird as Eurogamer is one of the biggest xbox shills.