The announcement :
"Xbox is bigger than ever." [Insert MAU here]
"We have never been so excited about the future of Xbox. We now have the most projects in development than ever [insert number of projects in development]"
"We reiterate our commitment to bringing more games, to more players, wherever they play. This is our passion here at Xbox."
"We stay commited to providing options for ways to play, thanks to our partners at [insert PC OEMs here]"
- Video reel of future Xbox branded OEM PCs with custom OS
"We are even expanding on ways to play, thanks to our partners at [insert handheld OEMs here]".
- Video reel of future Xbox branded handheld OEM with custom OS
"We at Xbox are about innovating and offering more games to more players. It is at the center of everything we do."
"Look forward to our games coming later this year [insert some 2024 games]"
The fanboys : "See, nothing to worry about"
The reality : a couple weeks later, HiFiRush releases for PS5, flight simulator releases day and date on PS5, hellblade 2 gets a PS5 port, Indiana Jones gets a PS5 port, starfield gets a PS5 port, halo gets a PS5 port, Gears of war gets a PS5 port, etc etc etc and eventually every single one of their games are day and date with PS5