The real cats of Stray

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Sircaw

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Yeah, cats are too hot to handle for some. Get your fluffy bunni... I mean, your old dogs and pretend you can take care of them.

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not with oven mitts they are not.
 
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Warnen

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Perhaps if you stopped swinging the poor thing by its tail you would of got along better.


And don't do it in corridors helps too

Day one it sliced my blind dogs eye open with its claws…. The fucking eyeball.

Would have chucked it in the lake if I could but wasn’t mine. The owner even got sick of it in a few months and pawned it off on a stranger.
 

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Day one it sliced my blind dogs eye open with its claws…. The fucking eyeball.

Would have chucked it in the lake if I could but wasn’t mine. The owner even got sick of it in a few months and pawned it off on a stranger.
Sounds like a feral or abused cat. The answer is never to abuse it further. Give me a break.
 
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the dog probably stuck its nose in its face/slobbered all over it/breathed turd breath in its face.

i think the most shocking part about dogs is that they eat undigested turds they find on the road. That and the smell, slobber, and constantly poking their nose up your arse. if i'm forced to interact with someone's dog I Immediately shower afterwards, lol.
 
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the dog probably stuck its nose in its face/slobbered all over it/breathed turd breath in its face.

i think the most shocking part about dogs is that they eat undigested turds they find on the road. That and the smell, slobber, and constantly poking their nose up your arse. if i'm forced to interact with someone's dog I Immediately shower afterwards, lol.
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Bodycount611

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yep, meanwhile my cats smell like roses and fresh linen. come rub gently on my leg. only bother me when they want attention.

and don't eat turds, most importantly.
 

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I would have really loved if stray allowed us to create our own cat. I'd for sure have mine in the game.
 

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Sounds like a feral or abused cat. The answer is never to abuse it further. Give me a break.

I didn’t, even cleaned its shit box and feed it. Hated every second but I would never abuse an animal. I’m sure it can see my feelings in my eyes, that’s enough.
 
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LOVELY, bird killers, nothing else.


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Population estimates of birds in Great Britain and the UK.

"There are now thought to be about 84 million breeding pairs of birds in the UK." So... if the cats kill 55 million a year, at this rate you should have been pretty birdless by now :cool:

Admit it... you really enjoy the majesty of a cat, instead of a bird pooping on your windshield or in your hair.
 

Darth Vader

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My cat is the most non-cat ever. He runs away from strangers, never hissed at me or my gf, or any other person, let's us grab him, kiss him, pet him in the belly, everything. He's super passive. And before people say "he doesn't like it", as soon as we let him go after grabbing him, he usually comes back and asks for more pets. He's absolutely amazing.
 
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