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... to ignore a girl I haven't talked to in years.

But seriously aside from wondering why the fuck I got the text even though it's been like FIVE years since I talked to this girl.

All it did was make me want to contact her more... ROFL.. is this my borderline personality disorder speaking or just natural competitiveness of the human animal species among men and potential lays?

Seriously it's been like 5 days since I got the text and I'm resisting the urge...

Should I, or shouldn't I? HAHA
 
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Who sent it? The girl's current boyfriend? Who was the girl? Do you have history?
Need a bit more context here.

I would just reply back and say "Don't tell me what to do, biatch".
Then I'd message the girl and send a screenshot of it to the dude who sent the threat.
 
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IntentionalPun said:
... to ignore a girl I haven't talked to in years.

But seriously aside from wondering why the fuck I got the text even though it's been like FIVE years since I talked to this girl.

All it did was make me want to contact her more... ROFL.. is this my borderline personality disorder speaking or just natural competitiveness of the human animal species among men and potential lays?

Seriously it's been like 5 days since I got the text and I'm resisting the urge...

Should I, or shouldn't I? HAHA
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It's probably her new boyfriend that suspects she is cheating on him, he went through her phone and found your old number.

Go to pornhub, find some HUGE DICK PICKS and send em back in the text, saying same place, same time? :whistle:

For the love of God, do not listen to me lol
 
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Falcs said:
Who sent it? The girl's current boyfriend? Who was the girl? Do you have history?
Need a bit more context here.

I would just reply back and say "Don't tell me what to do, biatch".
Then I'd message the girl and send a screenshot of it to the dude who sent the threat.
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I have no clue who sent it, the assumption is it's some new BF or something. I fucked this girl on and off total booty call for like a decade.. stopped talking to her because she kept wanting me to cum in her and kept hinting she wanted to date and I just didn't need that mess.

I'm not interested in responding to whoever sent the message, more tempted to contact her and just be like "yo WTF? and oh yeah, wanna fuck?" lol

Here's the message, it's written sort of hilariously like Yoda sent it:

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It's been like FIVE fucking years since I last had any contact with this girl... I don't really get how the fuck he even knows about me, has my number, anything.. I lost her number years ago, did he just go through her contact list? Find the 5 year old text message exchange we last had where she sent me some tiddys before I went and boned her?

My mind wonders, and so does my peen.

edit: Actually that's written more like the serial killer from Silence of the Lambs sent this... so maybe I should leave this be.
 
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Sircaw said:
It's probably her new boyfriend that suspects she is cheating on him, he went through her phone and found your old number.
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Well strange thing is our last correspondence was so long ago I have a hard time immagining he found texts or something.. like how do you find a 5 year old text convo?

My wife thinks it's her playing some reverse psychology game on me lol
 
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Answer that:
Thanks for the heads up, If "the scumbag" means her new Bf, that you have already been following him for weeks.
 
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IntentionalPun said:
... to ignore a girl I haven't talked to in years.

But seriously aside from wondering why the fuck I got the text even though it's been like FIVE years since I talked to this girl.

All it did was make me want to contact her more... ROFL.. is this my borderline personality disorder speaking or just natural competitiveness of the human animal species among men and potential lays?

Seriously it's been like 5 days since I got the text and I'm resisting the urge...

Should I, or shouldn't I? HAHA
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Or you could go 2Pac on this sender's ass and reply with

"You claim to be a player but I f***ed your wife"

That usually wakes people up really fast, be it that they drop it, or they'll start looking for where you live :ROFLMAO:
 
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Does she know where you live now? Whoever wrote this seems to have some issues, not that you just got a stalker or something.
 
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I wouldn't contact her.
It's trouble and she is bad for even having boyfriends this crazy to go through her phone
 
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Been trying to find this girl's number but can't find it. Might have to charge some old phones lol

Is it a bad idea?

Absolutely.

But there is a part of me (and my wife for that matter) that love bad ideas... most of my best stories in life were bad ideas.
 
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