Is it that girl that went viral for saying that though like why is she sticking her nose into games shouldn't she be spitting on dick
Kotaku : Astrobot is a Soulless Brand Fellatio
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Bro that real radec account is just shitposting, I don't even think that hawk tuah girl knows what a PS5 is let alone astrobotIs it that girl that went viral for saying that though like why is she sticking her nose into games shouldn't she be spitting on dick
Astro bot is an amazing game it shouldn't be shit on because modern playstation aren't giving us games like they used to
She's a celebration of a regular person. A working class hero.
She shows us nature is healing.
This hot take is sponsored by astroturfers, probably Microsoft. So sick of seeing this made up hot take. Kotaku is the latest article and there will be more if Astro Bot continues to sell.
If you unable to accept the natural process of a creative team moving on from previous IP, I’m inclined to believe you are a pussy. Old age won’t be kind to you, if you think everything will always be catered to what you enjoy. These types usually get more cynical with age.
It’s funny how, when I collected a character close to my childhood (Jak) and read the description…. I nearly shed a tear. “Left a legacy worthy of the precursors” it brought back so many memories… and I am glad to of experienced that franchise. To think someone would see an old thing they enjoy and get MAD it doesn’t exist anymore…. Sounds immature
It’s funny how, when I collected a character close to my childhood (Jak) and read the description…. I nearly shed a tear. “Left a legacy worthy of the precursors” it brought back so many memories… and I am glad to of experienced that franchise. To think someone would see an old thing they enjoy and get MAD it doesn’t exist anymore…. Sounds immature
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I am playing Astro bot at present, and if you don't like this game, you have no fucking soul.
It is without a doubt, a total masterpiece.
I hope we get a lot more of these types of games, less of that Gass shit.
It is without a doubt, a total masterpiece.
I hope we get a lot more of these types of games, less of that Gass shit.
Every approach has a narrative. If Sony drops a AAA blockbuster “we’re tired of sad dad simulators”
Sony drops a multiplayer game “wow we could’ve got a new AAA single player game, gaas initiative killing SIE ”
Sony drops Nintendo like platformer “nostalgia bait”
Sony drops a sequel “wow they are milking this franchise, yawn”
Sony gets exclusive JRPGS or action games from Korea “doesn’t count not created internally” despite XDEV and Sonys money very much being involved with the project
I cannot wait for Sony to unveil SMS and NDs new IPs because I guarantee you the naysayers will simply say “who is this for” and nitpick every little thing to ensure they are correct, and then complain “why couldn’t we get an uncharted or GOW instead?
It’s a never ending cycle.
Yes, all that is well and good.
But consider the following: it is possible for her to be a regular person but also wrong about AstroBot.
No, she's absolutely right about Astro Bot and explains so in vivid detail. Her reasoning is sound. It's a product placement game in a world where we need significantly less product placement.
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Lol that guy dunce in boxes gets clowned on at Gaf and comes here seeking attention, has a masochistic humiliation kink to the max.
