Priest Claims Rihanna’s Song ‘Umbrella’ Was Used As A Weapon Of Torture In Hell"

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Rihanna’s ‘Umbrella’ Was Used As A Weapon Of Torture In Hell Claims A Michigan Priest Who Allegedly ‘Died’ For Some Time: “Demons Were Singing It”​

A Michigan priest claims to have heard demons sing Rihanna's 'Umbrella' in hell to torture the sinners while he allegedly 'died'. Read on.​

 
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Now. I'm not the most religious person, but I think the bigger thing here is that a devout priest claims he went to hell after dying.

Shouldn't he have gone to the other place ? 🤭
 
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Now. I'm not the most religious person, but I think the bigger thing here is that a devout priest claims he went to hell after dying.

Shouldn't he have gone to the other place ? 🤭
Rather listen to Rihanna than this one, i am sure people remember this tune.

 

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If that's the case, then I'd like to say that people who become a "priest" use that position as a weapon to fiddle with little boys. Fucking morons. Fuck them.
 
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He probably loved it anyway...
 
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I for one believe this. That song is pure torture. It's like fucking your eardrums with a cactus wrapped in sandpaper.
 
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As much as I like bagging on modern pop music, I can only imagine they won't play chart toppers in Hell but rather more horrifying non-musical sounds