Priest Claims Rihanna’s Song ‘Umbrella’ Was Used As A Weapon Of Torture In Hell"

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Rihanna's 'Umbrella' Was Used As A Weapon Of Torture In Hell Claims A Michigan Priest Who Allegedly 'Died' For Some Time: "Demons Were Singing It"

A Michigan priest claims to have heard demons sing Rihanna's 'Umbrella' in hell to torture the sinners while he allegedly 'died'. Read on.

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Rihanna’s ‘Umbrella’ Was Used As A Weapon Of Torture In Hell Claims A Michigan Priest Who Allegedly ‘Died’ For Some Time: “Demons Were Singing It”​

A Michigan priest claims to have heard demons sing Rihanna's 'Umbrella' in hell to torture the sinners while he allegedly 'died'. Read on.​

 

[adamsapple]

Now. I'm not the most religious person, but I think the bigger thing here is that a devout priest claims he went to hell after dying.

Shouldn't he have gone to the other place ? 🤭

 

[Sircaw]

Now. I'm not the most religious person, but I think the bigger thing here is that a devout priest claims he went to hell after dying.

Shouldn't he have gone to the other place ? 🤭

Rather listen to Rihanna than this one, i am sure people remember this tune.

 

[Elder Legend]

If that's the case, then I'd like to say that people who become a "priest" use that position as a weapon to fiddle with little boys. Fucking morons. Fuck them.

 

[Bryank75]

He probably loved it anyway...

 

[TubzGaming]

 

[Dodkrake]

I for one believe this. That song is pure torture. It's like fucking your eardrums with a cactus wrapped in sandpaper.

 

[TubzGaming]

I for one believe this. That song is pure torture. It's like fucking your eardrums with a cactus wrapped in sandpaper.

 

[adamsapple]

 

[Nym]

As much as I like bagging on modern pop music, I can only imagine they won't play chart toppers in Hell but rather more horrifying non-musical sounds

 

[Zeroing]

I for one believe this. That song is pure torture. It's like fucking your eardrums with a cactus wrapped in sandpaper.

Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh-eh

 

[The Last One]

I like this torture then.

 

[Ezekiel]

Playing bangers in Hell