Sony should buy Paramount and turn PS+ into Paramount+.
I know you're trying to be funny, but this is a legitimate and successful strategy.
Between Paramount+ (71m), PlayStation+ (47m), and Crunchyroll (13m), Sony would have over 130 million subscribers (obviously overlap).
Getting people to subscribe to 2 or 3 of these in a bundled subscription leads to greater retention and adoption. It's literally what Amazon and Apple have done to make services more popular. Amazon Prime Video is largely a joke, but when bundled with Amazon free 2 day shipping, people don't mind it.
Paramount+ with Showtime (no ads) is 11.99 a month. PS+ is 9.99 a month for essential and 18.99 for premium. Crunchyroll is 8 dollars per month.
For 20-25 dollars per month (depending on the package) sony putting together all 3 in a bundle would be a massive success.
Consider 120 million users paying 20 dollars a month... that's 2.4 billion dollars a month or 30 billion dollars per year.
Now consider 120 million users paying 25 dollars a month... that's 3 billion dollars a month or 36 billion dollars per year...
Now say in 5 years you grow to 150 million users with the advent of the PC Storefront and PC PlayStation users and you've raised the combined price to 30 dollars a month... that's now 4.5 billion dollars per month or 54 billion dollars per year...
And you think Sony is worried about dropping 13-15 billion dollars (their share of the 26 billion) on Paramount Global? It's a no brainer. If they're able to successfully package their services together, they could pay off their investment of Paramount Global within a decade and probably buy Apollo out in the process.
I mentioned it before, but I could totally see Sony buying Tidal as well to offering TV/Movies/Anime + Games + Music in one package.
They have a major advantage in every category (especially if they are able to buy Paramount).