It is true though. Move wands look nothing like dildos.Bravo. You had me going with the first two lines but that third one is just *chefs kiss*.
It is true though. Move wands look nothing like dildos.Bravo. You had me going with the first two lines but that third one is just *chefs kiss*.
It will make him buy a Hitachi Magic Wand to relieve stress.Here's hoping that if the valid arguments on why releasing Sony 1st party games on PC dilutes the brand doesn't sway Jim Ryan, then the 4th flop in a row will convince them to stop that strategy. But something tells me the last of us part 1 will do reasonably well and give them an excuse to keep diluting the brand. Now if by some miracle that flops as well, then Jim might actually rethink his strategy.
Lmao, a PC release and going free to play (is it yet?) would be the only thing to save that game. They also should've just made it a twisted metal game and added a story mode if they wanted to sell more than 10 copies. I usually try to cape for every Sony exclusive but whoever green lit that should be ashamed, its just way too barebones. Saying that as somebody who bought and played the game on release.Destruction All stars is going to be the only ps5 game not ported to pc just watch.
Jimmy boy trashing his office about now
What makes it baffling is that they haven't ported stuff like Dreams. Dreams would sell gangbusters on PC at like $20-$304th pc flop in a row. How many more do they need till they realise Single player games should stick to Playstation only? Another 10 ?
I'm running a blank but what's DS? Cuz death stranding is already on PC. And going by the Nvidia leak if HFW and Ratchet and Clank Rift Apart get a PC release still after these recent flops, Jim Ryan deserves nothing but bad things.I still wonder what pc ports might be in the works. Maybe GOT and DS. For DS its going to be interesting to see how well that runs on pc.
I'm running a blank but what's DS? Cuz death stranding is already on PC. And going by the Nvidia leak if HFW and Ratchet and Clank Rift Apart get a PC release still after these recent flops, Jim Ryan deserves nothing but bad things.
All this Returnal PC release did was make a previous must have niche PS5 game look like bargain bin pirated trash to the games media and outsiders. That's not how you should treat your IP's and only Nintendo seems to have the brains to understand that.
Yeah I'm not sure why Horizon did so well on PC where all the other Sony ports besides Spiderman flopped. Maybe just the initial novelty of a Sony open world game being made on PC for the first time?yeah, if they’re not gonna add denuvo they should just give up
They got too excited by those horizon sales on pc
Of course they did. They need that validation all the time.I wouldn't be surprised if PC owners bought Horizon and Spiderman as a way to demonstrate the power of their rigs. Either using the games as a benchmark, or using it to show powerful the PC still is vs Console.
Doesn't help that Jim Ryan also decided it was a good business move to create PC exclusive features and QoL improvements for their 1st party games while not porting them over to console. So a lot of times PC players have a better and often cheaper version of PS5 exclusives. So stupid.I wouldn't be surprised if PC owners bought Horizon and Spiderman as a way to demonstrate the power of their rigs. Either using the games as a benchmark, or using it to show powerful the PC still is vs Console.
Doesn't help that Jim Ryan also decided it was a good business move to create PC exclusive features and QoL improvements for their 1st party games while not porting them over to console. So a lot of times PC players have a better and often cheaper version of PS5 exclusives. So stupid.
PC gamers can’t afford games after shelling out a grand for a graphics card that does half of what a $500 PS5 can do.They're all in the resetera thread complaining about the price and making excuses for the low sales.