Share your ridiculous conspiracy theories and urban legends here! (No real-world politics, just being silly!)
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Don't worry, I'll add you with some handy pictures, like in children's books. Maybe I'll throw a globe around there just to make it extra special.
The universe is flat. Check-mate, globetards.
astronomy.com
What shape is the universe?
As far as cosmologists can tell, space is almost perfectly flat. But what does this mean?
astronomy.com
Yes, but his theory is full of giant black holes!The universe is flat. Check-mate, globetards.
What shape is the universe?
As far as cosmologists can tell, space is almost perfectly flat. But what does this mean?
The universe is flat. Check-mate, globetards.
What shape is the universe?
As far as cosmologists can tell, space is almost perfectly flat. But what does this mean?
What's the conspiracy? You have another thread for astronomy.
No joke now, but what's the conspiracy? If you believe the earth is flat, then pretty much every single law of physics is not applicable to our entire understanding of the universe, meaning astronomy in itself is bullshit. So why would I post on that thread? Astronomy is bullshit.
Mate, anybody that claims that the earth is flat is in no position to call others ignorant. You believe in a fable that was disproven over 2000 years ago by two sticks, shadows, and math. You go on believing in fairytales, as long as it makes you happy that's what matters.
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And don't forget the Sun rotates around the Earth.
Don't argue with me on that one, We know it's all true.
And don't forget the Sun rotates around the Earth.
Don't argue with me on that one, We know it's all true.
The earth is actually banana shaped. #trusmebro
My conspiracy theories,
- the government are using 5G to steal our dreams and sell it to Disney!
- The moon is a lie! It’s a government satellite to spy on us.
- There’s other sub species of every animal expect the humans. The reason? Because we were made by aliens who use us for food!
- The Illuminati use cows to clone rich people! They are flooding media with “cow meat is bad for the environment” because of shortages of cows.
- Cars do not move, they make the earth spin!
- the government are using 5G to steal our dreams and sell it to Disney!
- The moon is a lie! It’s a government satellite to spy on us.
- There’s other sub species of every animal expect the humans. The reason? Because we were made by aliens who use us for food!
- The Illuminati use cows to clone rich people! They are flooding media with “cow meat is bad for the environment” because of shortages of cows.
- Cars do not move, they make the earth spin!
Well here's an interesting one.
Anti-vaxxer friend of mine thinks the Covid-19 vaccines have been causing a huge amount of deaths worldwide.
He just sent me a bunch of data from his collection of is "own research". He thinks the most vaccinated nations have an excess mortality that is increasing yearly since the vaccines were rolled out. Claims that 2 million excess deaths have occurred since the vaccines were pushed out across the western nations.
Then he tells me that in Singapore, as an example, their death rate is at it's worst that it's been in 62 years, and still-births at it's worst in 20 years.
He also thinks there's a direct correlation between the vaccine rollout and Covid deaths. Apparently each spike in this graph below corresponds with a booster push. First one is when they were mandated in Sept, then booster in Dec/Jan, then next one, etc..
Anti-vaxxer friend of mine thinks the Covid-19 vaccines have been causing a huge amount of deaths worldwide.
He just sent me a bunch of data from his collection of is "own research". He thinks the most vaccinated nations have an excess mortality that is increasing yearly since the vaccines were rolled out. Claims that 2 million excess deaths have occurred since the vaccines were pushed out across the western nations.
Then he tells me that in Singapore, as an example, their death rate is at it's worst that it's been in 62 years, and still-births at it's worst in 20 years.
He also thinks there's a direct correlation between the vaccine rollout and Covid deaths. Apparently each spike in this graph below corresponds with a booster push. First one is when they were mandated in Sept, then booster in Dec/Jan, then next one, etc..
Man, I hate vaccine mandates (they're one of the most immoral thing I have seen a government do).Well here's an interesting one.
Anti-vaxxer friend of mine thinks the Covid-19 vaccines have been causing a huge amount of deaths worldwide.
He just sent me a bunch of data from his collection of is "own research". He thinks the most vaccinated nations have an excess mortality that is increasing yearly since the vaccines were rolled out. Claims that 2 million excess deaths have occurred since the vaccines were pushed out across the western nations.
Then he tells me that in Singapore, as an example, their death rate is at it's worst that it's been in 62 years, and still-births at it's worst in 20 years.
He also thinks there's a direct correlation between the vaccine rollout and Covid deaths. Apparently each spike in this graph below corresponds with a booster push. First one is when they were mandated in Sept, then booster in Dec/Jan, then next one, etc..
Anyway, you can see the extra mortality in a lot of countries, even in age groups where there never was enough covid deaths to make any difference in it (people 50 and below had more deaths from being locked down than from covid, according to statistics Canada).
I'm in Canada, the federal data on death rates isn't published anymore, it used to lag about three weeks early in the pandemic, but we had the numbers and we saw the waves in the elderly population. However, in some provinces they still publish their local data and there definitely is a problem, it goes way above the few daily deaths attributed to covid.
Now I see possible causes, but few people who have any kind of influence seem to care:
- the measures pushed people out of healthcare work
- a lot less new nurses and doctors came in the system because school work was ampered (there are articles in the local media about impossibly high failure rates for accreditation exams)
- they fired 5000 nurses (10% of all nurses) because of the vax mandates
- drug abuse/overdose has sky rocketed in the younger population groups because they were locked down
- same for suicides and depression
So I can't tell for the vaccines, the government doesn't follow deaths vs vaccine status anymore, but the side effects of the measures made our lives miserable and it feels like a third world country here.
Well here's an interesting one.
Anti-vaxxer friend of mine thinks the Covid-19 vaccines have been causing a huge amount of deaths worldwide.
He just sent me a bunch of data from his collection of is "own research". He thinks the most vaccinated nations have an excess mortality that is increasing yearly since the vaccines were rolled out. Claims that 2 million excess deaths have occurred since the vaccines were pushed out across the western nations.
Then he tells me that in Singapore, as an example, their death rate is at it's worst that it's been in 62 years, and still-births at it's worst in 20 years.
He also thinks there's a direct correlation between the vaccine rollout and Covid deaths. Apparently each spike in this graph below corresponds with a booster push. First one is when they were mandated in Sept, then booster in Dec/Jan, then next one, etc..
Not to detract from your post, but...
Excess mortality - statistics - Statistics Explained
This article examines the evolution of the number of deaths that occurred each month in the European Union, compared with a 'baseline' of the average number of deaths for a particular month over the 4 years from 2016 to 2019.
ec.europa.eu
This is also a really good article:
What can explain the excess mortality in the U.S. and Europe in 2022?
image source Introduction Every day, people die of many causes: diseases, accidents, violence, or simply old age. The number of deaths in any given country is usually stable from one year to the next. It is thus
healthfeedback.org
And a study:
Evaluation of mortality attributable to SARS-CoV-2 vaccine administration using national level data from Qatar - Nature Communications
This study assesses the probability that deaths following a COVID-19 vaccination are attributable to the vaccine. The authors review all deaths that occurred within 30 days of vaccine receipt in Qatar until June 2022 and find that deaths attributable to vaccination are extremely rare.
www.nature.com
I don't see how you're detracting from what I posted. Your article just acknowledges that there is in fact excess mortality (regardless of it fluctuating up and down each month) when compared to pre 2020. The stuff I posted looks at the massive increase in deaths in the years overall. Your article confirms it, though for some reason it doesn't seem to give total figures.
Now the cause can't covid because the data from my post shows that across the nations excess mortality has gone up in 2021/2022 after a vaccine was available. Unless the vaccine didn't do anything.
The figures in Singapore I posted I find pretty crazy too. 10% increase in deaths from 2020 - 2021, and then another 10% into 2022. That's insane. There's obviously something that's killing a lot of excess people in Singapore.
By now it's pretty obvious that:
- The lockdowns didn't work.
- The masks don't work.
- The social distancing didn't work.
- The vaccine didn't work.
- PCR tests didn't work.
- Mandates didn't work.
- Pretending natural immunity doesn't exist - didn't work.
Imagine living through the last 3 years and not being even a little bit suspicious.
Since everyone is talking about vacines! Before taking the covid vaccine I was an unhappy Xbox fan, after taking 2 doses I’ve become a Sony fan and I’m much happier and I didn’t got covid because I’ve been too busy playing games.
Thank you Pfizer.
Thank you Pfizer.
